Saturday, January 31, 2009

Rookie-In-Chief Gets Schooled

Or why experience matters. Doubt Palin would have shot this airball.

Breitbart.Com Iran says Obama offer to talk shows US failure.
US President Barack Obama's offer to talk to Iran shows that America's policy of "domination" has failed, the government spokesman said on Saturday.

"This request means Western ideology has become passive, that capitalist thought and the system of domination have failed," Gholam Hossein Elham was quoted as saying by the Mehr news agency.

"Negotiation is secondary, the main issue is that there is no way but for (the United States) to change," he added.

For once I almost agree with the Iranians. Perhaps Obama does need all of our support... to keep him from falling to his knees for asundry purposes.

Oh well... it is little hard to stand on principle while on bended knee. But at least Europe likes us, they really like us... now that we are becoming just like them.

Not In Our Name

As many an opponent to Iraqi Liberation has said: Not In Our Name.

OK, we accept you had nothing to do with it.


Also, the shoe monument in front of the orphanage in Tikrit has been taken down. In the article there is a quote that shows the greatest level of humanity:
Children should be put away from any political-related issues. Since this is an orphanage, this monument can instil in children's heart things for which the time is not now," Salaheddin deputy governor, Abdullah Jabara told dpa.
If only others in the Mideast and Liberal Land were so civilized and wise.

Two Wiring Schemes

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Hey Dummy That's Not a Door

In keeping my New Years resolution to try and follow the left's example of unity and civil discourse for the sake of our country during a time of war and to support our President using the left's stellar example I make this observation:

Hey dumbass, that's not a door. Most likely was admiring his reflection in the glass.

Saturday, January 24, 2009

So Much For Experts

There is an old saying about project planning meetings; whoever gives the highest cost and longest time to completion, the worst case scenario, is the expert in the room.

If it weren't so serious this would be hilarious. Peter Schiff should be made the economic recovery czar. He is obviously the expert in the room.

Bow Knaves !!

( I guess he realizes he is but the President and not an Emperor.)

Friday, January 23, 2009

The Messiah Teaches In The Temple

And he shall be called Barack Hussein Obama, melodic so all may sing his praise.

Stories from the childhood of The One.

Send Em To The Rock

Now this is a great idea where to send the Gitmo terrorists. I'm all for this. Great isolation and no more balmy weather. Bond makes a good point, they are the ones screaming the loudest about civil rights, here they're yours, show us what we're doing wrong.

If that doesn't work out perhaps there may be a suitable island somewhere in Pudget Sound or the desert outside LA.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Question for Obama

Before Obama commits more troops to the 'real war' against terrorist someone needs to ask him what his exit strategy is. It'll need to be a big-time blogger or Rush... it is obvious that any MSM 'journalist' that had the courage to do so would quickly be despised by his peers as a heretic.

In reality, the only need for a exit strategy is to figure out how to run away with a tail between the legs. The Left seems to think an exit strategy is required for any conflict so let's go along with their views on this even if we see it otherwise.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Thank You President Bush

"It is not the critic who counts: not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly, who errs and comes up short again and again, because there is no effort without error or shortcoming, but who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions, who spends himself for a worthy cause; who, at the best, knows, in the end, the triumph of high achievement, and who, at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat."

Theodore Roosevelt "Citizenship in a Republic,"
Speech at the Sorbonne, Paris, April 23, 1910

The Obamas and Media

The big corporate media comics can't find anything funny about Obama ??

Maybe they're not trying.

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Abraham Hussein Obama Speaks

Many a right blog is getting a good laugh at the unfolding of Obama's schizophrenic identity dilemma. He has temporarily settled on being Lincoln. He has already hinted his inaugural speech will plagiarize one of Lincoln's inaugural speeches. I would recommend Lincoln's first inaugural address that contains gems such as the following that I am sure will overwhelm his ethically sensitve third word-thinking worshipers.
I have no purpose, directly or indirectly, to interfere with the institution of slavery in the States where it exists. I believe I have no lawful right to do so, and I have no inclination to do so.
I would suggest this; if you have $150 million laying around for your self-aggrandizement party it might be a good idea to toss a couple of bucks to one of your minions with the ability to read and comprehend, as busy as those few people may be, and have them read through the speeches of the person you are going to pretend to be. It's called vetting. Give it a try.

Investigate This Conyers

Speaker Pelosi, when questioned about going forward with investigations of the Bush administration concerning possible crimes against humanity, attempted to absolve herself of responsibility by suggesting that the Democrats have no choice because of the law:
"I think you look at each item and see what is a violation of the law and do we even have a right to ignore it," the California Democrat said. "And other things that are maybe time that is spent better looking to the future rather than to the past."
Madame Speaker, the law requires the President of the United States be a natural born citizen. Many in this country believe the burden of proof of his eligibility has not been given up to now. In your altruistic respect for the law would it be possible to find a little time to investigate this possible grave violation of the law and high crime of fraud against the whole nation?

She has promised us the most ethical Congress ever.

Saturday, January 17, 2009

Black Tuesday

With MLK Day being Monday and the inauguration of the first half-black man coming Tuesday many people view it as a day of great significance in our history. I believe BLACK TUESDAY would be an appropriate name to memorialize the day.

Now to others, such as myself, I don't care what 'race' the man is. I am not like the racists and bigots that mark the importance of the day based on the man's skin color but on the content of his character and his politics. As far as Obama is concerned I approve of neither. I sadly view next Tuesday as the day all the things that made America great died.

Saturday, January 10, 2009

Iranian Intel Briefing

Shhh. I have just received a copy of the latest intel from the mullah's spies in the US that reveal covert operations planned against them. Be careful, if this ever gets out then they will know that the mullah's know about their plans.

Wir sind gutes kleines Obamabots

From the post below about the Stephi and BamBam interview there were many of these 'Rodeny King' sort of comments. After all of their vitriolic and obsessed hatred of Bush they now want tolerance for their guy. Not a chance kids. We love our country and your guy is bad news. We conservatives certainly don't want him to succeed in making us all wards of the state.

Man are these kind of folks about to wake up with a hangover and feel foolish.

Stephi and BamBam Have a Talk

Am I sensing a little buyer's remorse already ? Read the comments.

Government Not Required.

The Most Brilliant President-Elect in History has informed us that only government can get us out of this recession. I guess the pot and coke have damaged his short-term memory.

Friday, January 09, 2009

Our Reichstag Fire

Sometimes I think the Democrats let the housing sector explode to create the crisis for them to rush big government policies into effect. The bigger the government gets the less freedom we have. They could use it to blame the President's party because most voters are idiots that will fall for anything they saw on TV in this plastic soundbite culture. And what happens ? The same party that has driven the economy into the ground whose Congress is the most unapproved in history somehow gains seats ? If this is what they see as the goal of being a good American then call me Anti-American.

America would be a great place if it weren't for some Americans. 52% to be exact.

Thursday, January 08, 2009

Profiles In Leadership

Leading by consensus is not leadership.

The Opening Malaise Speech

Today I heard Obama do his first Jimmy 'Malaise' Carter impersonation. He needed to get this speech out there before he switches to his Lincoln/Caesar persona for the triumphant parade into the seat of power.

( Lord, if you could see fit.. a once in century blizzard in D.C. about January 19-21 would be a great suggestion that not all think as highly as he thinks of himself.)
Update: Thank You Lord.

Here's his plan as I heard it. He is going to create jobs. How? We're going to build windmills and futuristic personal conveyance vehicles powered by sources unproven to be marketable.

Instead of paying our debts we're going to use the money to fix up the house. Seal the windows to reduce our energy bill. That ought to go a long way to reducing the cost of our mortgage. We'll use the money to resurface the driveway, replace the plumbing, install new wiring and have new insulation blown in the attic and walls.

We'll hire the unemployed neighbors to do this while we train for a new job transcribing medical records to electronic form. Hope the job pays enough to cover the cost of all this home-improvement.

Once we're done we'll address those bills growing interest and how to keep our elderly warm, fed and provided with nursing care.

Lovely. Nothing like having your priorities in order.

Monday, January 05, 2009

Building a Stalinist State

48% of you little people simply do not matter.

I say: Stop Paying Your Taxes!
No Taxation Without Representation

The Democrats keep this up I am thinking this thing may have to come to blows.
It is our right and duty:

WHEN, in the Course of human Events, it becomes necessary for one People to dissolve the Political Bands which have connected them with another, and to assume, among the Powers of the Earth, the separate and equal Station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's GOD entitle them, a decent Respect to the Opinions of Mankind requires that they should declare the Causes which impel them to the Separation.

We hold these Truths to be self-evident, that all Men are created equal, that they are endowed, by their CREATOR, with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these Rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just Powers from the Consent of the Governed, that whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these Ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its Foundation on such Principles, and organizing its Powers in such Form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate, that Governments long established, should not be changed for light and transient Causes; and accordingly all Experience hath shewn, that Mankind are more disposed to suffer, while Evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the Forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long Train of Abuses and Usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object, evinces a Design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their Right, it is their Duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future Security.

There are always possibilities to hope for.

Sunday, January 04, 2009

I got hit by a flying pig.

While perusing InstaPundit I came across a link to Huffington Post where I felt I was in an alternate universe. There is an article by Harold Ambler called Mr.Gore: Apology Accepted that reads like common sense logic. I am sure my senator, James Inhofe, would be nodding his head approvingly as he reads through it.

Seems I have touched on a few of these subjects:

Profiles in Cluelessness
Calling Dr. Gore, Calling Dr.Gore
Another Inconvenient Truth
Mere Coincidence ?
Carbon Offsets Scheme

Democrat Follies

Entertainment brought to you by the DNC
The Democrats kind of remind me of this awkward high school football player doing permanent bench duty. He's a substitute quarterback that criticizes others' efforts and makes sure everyone knows how much better he could do if the coach just had the good sense to put him in. ( visualize John Kerry on the Yale football team. ) Then when he gets his chance he jumps up and trips on his shoelaces as he runs onto the field while trying to get his chin strap on. Then on the first snap he drops back and stumbles on his uncoordinated feet.

We saw what we got in 06 when Pelosi promised to clean out the swamp. The year before Katrina had uncovered that $90,000 had flushed out of the swamp and landed in the refrigerator of Rep. William Jefferson's ( D ). Fortunately the few National Guard that were not in Iraq were able to row him over to his house to secure the money for the people of Louisiana.

Then we had the mortgage banking crisis. You may recall Pelosi coming out of work like a guilty child, 'this isn't out fault. It wasn't me it was that damned Bush and his failed policies'. A sure indication the exact opposite is true. Later we saw videos showing clearly that this was allowed to happen by the democrat's political stupidity to gain votes through bribed oversight failure brought the whole house of cards down. The names Frank and Dodd come to mind. Isn't Dodd under investigation in a related matter. Isn't he on the side of the stalwart Senators opposing to seat Blago's duly appointed Senator because the Governor of Illinois is under investigation just like him? Interesting ethical reasoning there.

Keep in mind that Blago is only accused. The tapes were damning but are they evidence that any crime has taken place? Conspiracy maybe? It seems only right that any body that will allow a member like Dodd, under the cloud of suspicion around him, to be seated but not Blago's appointment for being no more guilty as a sitting member must be doing it for other reasons.... humm what other reason? Oh, Harry Reid will not accept a black person from Illonois. Now being the Senate Majority leader is a powerful position and state's tremble at his every utterance. Don't believe me? Just look it up in the Costitution. I doubt the Congressional Black Caucus will think highly of this. For that matter I'm not really sure what the Congressional White Caucus thinks about it either. But we know what a racist organization those whites have .

Now the Democrats are in a bit of a pickle if they block the appointed Senator from Illinois because they think the governor is a crook ( so much for the presumed innocence Dodd or Rangel and Jefferson in the House enjoy ). However, this time they are having the race card played on them.

Team Obama has lost Richardson now... because of a corruption investigation. The Clinton and Obama names will probably be heard as of January 12, 2009 when the Hsu trial begins. Anybody heard how's Rezko doing ? Interesting how Obama's shadow is cast over all these incidents isn't it? Will Hillary be following Richardson to the podium for a sorrowful resignation from her appointment?

Up to this point this government hasn't even come to power yet and already its brand is defined by scandal and who goes down next. All this despite the Democrats having already won the hearts and minds of the media. Any buyer's remorse out there yet. Going through BDS withdrawals? Are progrssives going to have to resort to eating their own to expunge their delusions.

Hit the field running Dems but watch out for those shoelaces... whoops never mind.

Looks like Coach Kaine will be coming in to replace Coach Dean.

Thursday, January 01, 2009

Happy Arbitrary Orbital Point Day

Today we celebrate one full rotation of the planet to an arbitrary point in its orbit.

Be sure and put 09 on your checks.