Tuesday, April 01, 2008

The Message


17 comments:

nanc said...

okay - don't tell me - malcolm x, reveruns-at-the-mouth jesse jackson, reveruns-at-the-mouth al sharptongue, louis faraconartist, and hussein obama - what do they have in common?

okay, i give!

no, wait...i'll be back later with my synop.

*8]

IOpian said...

here's a hint: white blue-eyed devil ain't going to keep the brothers down.

Farmer John said...

There's an old Italian saying that perhaps best suits the current situation...

Alexander never did what he said, and Caesar never said what he did...

I think Barack takes the best from BOTH leaders... ;-)

Phelonius said...

Obama: We are going to move into the future because the past is behind us and the future has not happened yet. We have to change, because if we do not change, then things will remain the same. Change is making things different, and not making things different is not going to change anything. So, we must look to the future, because that is what lays before us. ...applause...

What I am saying is that failing to make changes will leave things the way that they have been. ...applause...

Now, while my white grandmother was a racist bitch, I DO have ancestors that came from Africa. That means that they were what is called now "Africans." Africa is not the same continent that we all live on. ...applause...

I came from a poor household, bitches, and that means that I have "street cred." People will point out that my wife and I went to the most expensive schools in the country, but WE HAVE HAD LOANS TO REPAY! ...applause...

WE ATE REGULAR SANDWICHES! ...applause...

WE BOUGHT REGULAR KETSUP!!!!
...massive applause...

Thank you, thank you! My opponent, the white oppressor Clinton, has criticized me because she says that there has been no real criticism of my policy proposals. I will tell you that I have been in communication with the Chicago political machine on all of these issues very carefully. My policy is my policy because it is mine. I invented it. It is mine because I wrote it, and my wife told me what to write. I do not plagiarize what I write because THEY SHOULD HAVE ASKED ME FIRST! ...applause...

Finally, you should all vote for me because I look damned good in a suit. I bought this suit because MY WIFE TOLD ME TO! ...applause...

MY PREACHER TOLD ME THAT I LOOK GOOD IN THIS SUIT!! ...applause...

I AM GOING TO WEAR THIS SUIT UNTIL THE SEAMS FALL OUT THE ARMS!!!
...massive applause...

Kelly said...

Phelonius...oh, my sides are going to split!! OUCH!

Phelonius said...

Why, thankee, Kelly. I think I should get paid for writing his speeches.

Kelly said...

Consider it practice for when you have to give them on the campaign trail...

IOpian said...

You had me going right up to the grandmother part !

nanc said...

I DIDN'T KNOW PHELONIUS HAD THAT IN HIM!

LMBFTO!

good thing, i need to lose some tush...

*:]

nanc said...

p.s. does "tush" still mean butt? i sure hope so!

Kelly said...

Nanc...BWAAAHAHAHAH!!

she said, "Tush" snicker snicker!

nanc said...

tush-tush-tush!

*;]

Kelly said...

ROFL!!

IOpian said...

Every time I hear the term 'Tush' I am instantly pulled back to the early 80's, Cotton Bowl, Dallas... " ladies and gentleman, please welcome that lit'l ol band from Texas... ZZ Top... crowd on the field rush the stage, Billy Gibbons rips into the opening riff on his fur lined guitar. dusty and Frank jump in sounding like stampede...

I been bad, I been good,
Dallas, texas, hollywood.
I aint askin for much.
I said, lord, take me downtown,
Im just lookin for some tush

Crowd goes nuts at 'Dallas Texas.

Now that's America to me.

Kelly said...

Ahhhh...ZZ Top...I love ZZ Top...

"Every girl's crazy for a sharp dressed man..."

nanc said...

tush!

Kelly said...

Nanc...that's it! You broke me now...have fallen and can't get up.