Schwarzenegger wants to be President.
Not a problem Arnold. Here's a couple of steps to follow:
1. Go to Austria and have your birth certificate sealed.
2. Hire a bunch of lawyers to make sure nobody can review it.
3. Change your political affiliation to Democrat.
4. Claim you were actually born in the USA and have someone print up a bogus BC.
5. Post it on Kos or FactCheck. They will gladly assist.
6. Hire a group called ACORN to do 'advance' work for you in places where they vote
early and vote often like Ohio, Chicago, Philadelphia and cemeteries.
7. Do not neglect the illegal immigrant vote.
8. Concentrate on areas where people do not work like inner urban areas and
universities. These people are suckers for anything you promise them.
Don't worry, nobody is going to actually validate where you were really born as long as you have that (D) by your name. The Constitution doesn't mean that much any more with one party rule. You're in man. The American dream come true: If you can't win it honestly then cheat like hell until you get it.
P.S. It might not hurt to pal up with George Soros and do a little butt snuggling.
He's the guy that is selling the job and you might save a little money if he's your bud.