Thursday, March 13, 2008

Stuck on You

Thought I'd heard it all....



Ok... forgive me but I can't help myself... something about this story stinks. Hopefully they'll get to the bottom of it. Amazing they were able to keep a lid on it for two years.

11 comments:

Phelonius said...

It's a shame to get pissed and then just flush your life away. They will have to plumb her life so that they can drain her of anxiety. I am sure the authorities are not resting their laurels on this case, since her boyfriend was sewage. He will have to struggle to wipe the record clean, even though I am sure the whole thing was not a gas for him. He is in deep shit. Not only is his girlfriend as crazy as a crap-house rat, I am hoping he had a two-holer, because otherwise I do not want to know what his kitchen sink looks like.......

IOpian said...

lmao

I just don't understand how he put up with her crap.

Phelonius said...

It was a waste, I am sure. He just didn't have the guts to expel her. He was a turd for not calling earlier, but her ass wasn't moving. Now he is landing on the dung-heap of the justice system. The Sheriff wants to dump charges on him. He is trying to wash his hands of the mess, but it will be hard to pass that through the system.

More...?....

IOpian said...

no please ur killin me !! Man I'm getting a headache from laughing.

IOpian said...

I do kind of feel bad because I found the story on FoxNews and apparently neither of them are fully functional mentally. Apparently she has an extreme phobia and wouldn't leave the bathroom. This guy had to bring food and clothing to her. They charged him with abuse of a dependent adult.

Phelonius said...

Well, you are right of course. It catches the imagination because it is SO weird. They are both a couple of fries short of a happy meal for sure, and it is a bit cruel to ridicule them......but I CAN'T HELP IT!.....

IOpian said...

But you know it did bring a little happiness to the world. I laughed myself to tears for a good hour.

I was waiting for nanc to come by and see if she spewed her drink on the screen. I saw one pass by her but she may be too nice a person to enjoy our toilet humor. Could be a 'guy thing' ya know.

Phelonius said...

*sigh*

It could be I suppose, as she likes it better when we use "Geek-speak" and talk computers.....

Besides, she is a pretty classy lady, after all.

Kelly said...

Wow...a 'hole' new level!!!

IOpian said...

I hope the they don't throw him into their cesspool of a jail.

Kelly said...

I wonder if they needed a stool softener to remove the seat from her hiney.